my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Webcomic of the Day
From Extra Fabulous Comics:
Toad later overdosed on sleeping pills in the quiet of his home. Mario was last seen by Wario, who stated, “He just came and sat at the edge of my bed in the middle of the night, I awoke to him drunkenly sobbing about it all being a joke. He said ‘Mia forgive me’, left, and I never saw him again.” Princess Peach hasn’t talked since the incident, and has shirked her duties as ruler as well, opting to be alone in her highest tower. Bowser has declared a respite from his war on the mushroom kingdom.
my best friend went to belgium last week and i told her to bring me back a chocolate dick and she actually did this is the best day ever!!!!!!!
i have the little tip part left but i cant eat it its too awkward omfg
takes a special kind of woman to start with the balls.
OH YM FUCKING GOD